February 2012
him: b****
me: I assume that stands for bagel.
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Mom: Do you want to come to dinner tonight? Dad and I are going to Boston's. We're going to meet one of our old friends. His son is interested in dads "old line of work."
Me: Well it depends, how old is his son?
Dad: Junior or sophomore in college.
Me: oh.. college.
Mom: What? Thats only about 4 years.
Dad: Excuse me.
Mom: What? Thats the same difference between your parents, right?
Dad: What are you encouraging?
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A coma might feel better than this.
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“Those awful things are survivable, because we are as indestructible as we...”
– Looking For Alaska
